Get Over it Already, B You

Vices perplex me. You want to really know what a vice is? It’s a prohibitor, plain and simple. It’s a parent telling us we shouldn’t see a certain movie or listen to a certain album. Vices prohibit the things that make us happy, cope, release stress etc., I could easily go on and on about the pleasures we refuse ourselves. What is wrong in indulging in the things that make us happy? When I present that question to people their response is always something like: it’s bad for my health, it makes me fat, it’s immoral, blah fucking blah. If it makes you happy then by all means indulge. Fuck what society says; smoking is bad for you, drinking is bad for you, a big mac is bad for you, too much caffeine is bad for you. As Eminem once put it so eloquently, “fuck sluts, take drugs”. If those are the things you want to do, for fuck sake do them. I am sick and tired of hearing people tell me they want to quit this and that which ultimately leads them to disappointment. I see it again and again. Why lie to yourself? I’m going to lose 20 pounds, I’m going to quit smoking, stop eating fast food, stop snorting cocaine off of stripper’s breast, or what have you. Okay that last one was on me; however stop making yourself miserable by denying yourself the things that make you happy. Stop inundating yourself by what society tells you what is “bad”. Enjoy your life, you don’t know when it will end. So while you concern yourself with certain vices, the grim reaper does not, he is ready to take your life without discrimination, vices and all.

Pieces and Creases

TBN

P.S.- I have never snorted cocaine off of a stripper’s breast, but I have a lot of vices and that could easily be one of them