I like beer. You know what I like even more? Free beer. I been getting free beer for a while now, and let me tell you, it is amazing. I get to drink when I want, where I want, how much I want. It is great, let me tell ya. However, sometimes I'm not in the mood for beer. Maybe I have a headache, or a stomach ache etc. When this happens I ask the beer to turn into, oh I don't know, lets say Pepto Bismal. So when I open my next free beer, to my shock it still tastes like beer. Granted, it's free, but I want Pepto. I should absolutely definitively unequivocally get what I want no matter what. Right, you feel me? Is that too much to ask? I mean you deliver the beer to me at no costs, so why can't you turn it into Pepto? THAT'S WHAT I WANT RIGHT NOW!
Oh ok, you can't turn beer into Pepto. So basically what are you good for then?
Beer vendor: Well ma'am there is not a lot of vendors that give out beer for free. I apologize, we can't turn the beer into Pepto.
Ok you can go...
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