Keyboard

Writing thru blurry eyes. To be honest I don't even know why they are blurry. Probably too much to drink. The bottle is never far out of reach. In the words of my homie Kid Cudi, "im in the pursuit of happiness and I know; everything that's glitter ain't always gonna be gold..... I'll be fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine once I get it....... I'll be gooooooooooooaoooood." You can't make everybody happy no matter how hard you try. Yes I am talking to you ladies. You will be the death of us. Men we should ban together and dig a gigantic whole and fill it with bitches. Real Talk.

But fa real. You show me a female who know's what she wants and I will give you the secret to life (shhhhhhh). NEWS FLASH! Neither exist! You can't win for losing... or win for... however the fuck that saying goes if it is even one. Anyway, where was I? Oh yea, you white devils. HA! Only kidding. Am I writing a stand up skit right now. NOPE. I'm drunk. I'm glad you could be here on this journey with me. I think she got jealous because I'm in love with you Keyboard. Oh hush keyboard, she was not trying to steal me from you. I was too quick to call muse, I get that. However, don't tell me you weren't fooled as well.OH PLEASE, you totally took a sip of that JUICE! I'm done with you keyboard if you can't be honest with me.

Unfortunately the keyboard is my only outlet. So you must bear with me folks