When Life Gives You Lemons

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. What happens when you run out of lemonade pitchers, or cups, or nickels, or demand? Do you continue to make more lemonade? You don’t have to be a business major to know that the closure of the lemonade stand is inevitable. Sometimes life runs out of lemonade pitchers, it’s nobody’s fault, shit happens.

So your lemonade stand went under and now you are stuck with a bunch of lemons that even the local farmer’s market won’t touch. What do you do at this point? You could, A: sell your lemons to Bobby up the road who runs a large lemon factory, who could toss your lemons in with the rest of the multitudes of lemons and keep the machine going. OR you could, B: give your lemons to a small local farmer and say, “hey take care of these for me would ya?. In most exchanges such as these, the farmer responds “I don’t need your tainted lemons you degenerate freak”. So plan C: go out to a lemon farm; and one by one throw lemons into the farm until you are out of lemons, then smile and walk away.

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