Here is my problem with baseball aside from the fact that they are not real athletes. If you are leaving third base with a throw coming from the outfield to cut you down; you should be thinking only one thing: I am going to murder this catcher if he even looks at the throw coming from the outfield. You know what scratch that, I wouldn't even care. As soon as I leave third base my only goal is to murder the catcher whether there is a throw on it's way or not; FREAKING Pete Rose style! They are wearing protective equipment for god sake. I'm sick of watching these sissies 'slide' into home plate and kind of half run into the catcher and half reach for home plate. Me, the only thing I'm thinking about when I'm running for home, I don't give a damn about home plate, I not only want to dislodge the ball... I want to dislodge some teeth as well. It is the most exciting play in baseball! We sit through all the other boring shit, the least you could give us is a nice collision at the plate.
Football is turning pussy with all the dumb ass hit rules. "Oh here let me accommodate you Mr. wide receiver coming across the middle, hopefully I can cushion your fall by nibbling on your nut-sack". Bullshit, you play in the goddamn NFL. Ask Steve Atwater or Ronnie Lott or Ed Reid, or John Lynch..... you punish a motherfucker who comes across the middle, so they think twice about doing it again. Oh whay whay too many concussions. Fuck you, they signed up to play professional football, and to be paid very generously for it I might add.
Basically what it all boils down to is..... base runners in the MLB should run over catchers as if you were Pete Rose, before they enact the same sissy rules that have been forced upon the NFL.
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