Super Bowl SHIT SHOW- Part 1- First Person Perspective of Visitor 1

My friend calls me up and asks if I want to go to a Super Bowl party. I aint doin shit so I say sure. Little did I know what I was getting myself into. My friend picks me up and we head over to the house where this party is being held. Mind you I have never met anyone at this party save one person I barely know. We walk to the front door and my friend knocks. Nothing. There are cars out front and we can hear the football game being played (can hear Tony Romo "predicting every play before it happens"), so I know we are at the right place. No one comes to the door so my friends says fuck it and walks in and I follow.

A Shit Show is defined as: a situation or event marked by chaos or controversy. That is literally what I walked into... a SHIT SHOW. As we enter I see a dude chopping up watermelon. Nothing crazy about that. As I follow my friend in, introductions are made and the guy cutting the watermelon I find out is the host of this shin dig. After I shake his hand, this happens- This gentleman reaches into the back of his pants, like inside the waistband, and pulls out a piece of dough that was p,resumably between his ass cheeks. Bare with me here. He proceeds to take, said piece of dough and shove it into the face of this tiny extremely loud woman. As I stand there completely befuddled as to what is going on, she then grabs a piece of raw dough, and sticks it inside the front of her jeans where her chi chi is located and then attempts to rub it in the face of the man hosting the party. I'm thinking what the fuck did I just walk into? A SHIT SHOW! No other way to describe it than Shit Show. And that's only the beginning of the night. That was only my initial intro to what would only become more chaotic and controversial as the night went on.

To be continued....

Peaces and Creases
TBN out

Super Bowl SHIT SHOW- Intro

So last night I hosted a Super Bowl party. WOW! I'm still trying to figure out what the fuck happen. Yea... the end of the night/beginning of the morning went something like this: Roommate: walking torwards his car- "You guys still awake?" Response: "Yea, what the hell are you doing, where you going?" Roommate: "Um.... to work". Response: "Why are you going to work at 2am?" Roommate: "Dude, it's 6". Response: "Ahhhhhh".

That's the end of the evening. The events that led up to that are far too multiple to include in to one post. So I am going to attempt to pick and choose the actions and or events that contributed to the SHIT SHOW that I so graciously endured. Disclaimer: Everything that I am about to write is a work of fiction based on true events that took place as I perceived them. So if you are reading this and you somehow believe that any character that I describe resembles you in any way, you are mistaken (hehe).

To be continued.......

Peace and Creases
TBN out