What the fuck!? Where have I been? Anyone... anyone....? I don't have an answer to that question either. So allow me to introduce myself, Hello I'm me..... Well pleased to meet you, what was that name again? Oh yes, pleased to meet you People. Is that a nickname or your parents give you that name? You know what, it doesn't matter I am just pleased to be in your company. Wow can you believe I'm nervous? I feel like a school boy again. However, I do believe we have met before but our relationship has been strained. You go absent, then I go absent, but I'm not here to point the finger, it is what it is.
So what's been going on since we last spoke? Whoa, slow down. How about I go first? Cool. How can I be as abstract as possible...? I'm currently watching the TV show "American Pickers" which is heavy in American nostalgia. Nothing wrong with that, who doesn't love America!? Let's make it great it again shall we?
The problem with nostalgia is that it leaves out a lot of things that are not so great, hence the term nostalgia. I would love for the "Pickers" to run across some Rastus advertisement: a pitch black dark faced cartoon character smiling wildly while taking a large bite out of a piece of fried chicken, and hold it up for the camera while they asses. I wonder what they would bid on that? A nickel, maybe a dime if it's in mint condition.
Ok let's not start our reunion off like that. That's a bit heavy am I right? So what else...? Oh I recently returned from Mexico after a 3 week stay and let me tell you I can't wait to start building that wall. Ok that was bad.. JAJA. But fa real I enjoyed the shit out of myself. I literally just thought to myself "can Trump see this". Moments from now my door will be kicked in and my passport taken from me. But I digress, I love me some Trump. I remember when I got my first job. I was so excited. So excited that in the first 9 months I accomplished absolutely nothing! That's what excitement can do to a person.
Ok let's scratch that as well, I really didn't like where that was going. There are some people (not you People, you're the good kind, wink) that are absolutely amazing. So amazing that I must share. Ignorance is bliss, you can't cut it any other way. But is it really ignorance (bare with me)? Pretending to not recognize something or turning a blind eye to something doesn't really equate ignorance. Maybe ignorance is the wrong word. I'm not sure what the word should be. I'll tell you what, I know I been talkin your ear off, so we can pick this up later.
Well People it has been a pleasure getting reacquainted with you and I hope we can do it again soon. In fact I insist we do (i'm now watching the movie The Patriot hence my proper English). I apologize for my absence, however I slap ass with both hands. Till that day.
Pieces and Creases
Turbonegro- at your service
PS- (Mel Gibson is the shit, I don't care who you are) wink, shotout to JBug
